For Mom

I was reading a magizine in the hotel lobby when I came across an article titled Ganesha and his Mouse.

Ganesha is the Hindi Deity of obstacles and intelligence and the universal sound aum or om. He has an elephants head on a human body. All Hindi deities ride on a vahana, which translates to mount. Ganesha's mount is the mouse which is found next to his right foot. Since a mouse has the ability to gnaw through almost any substance they are portrayed with Lord Ganesha. Ganesha is the remover of all obstacles. It is therefor a good omen to see a mouse scurrying around the house or garden. Next time dont scream

Bamboo Staging

Dont be scared. Its only stage fright

Journal Entry: If It's Not One End It's Both

Even as I write this it appears that somebody in room 201 is playing with Montezuma. The gringos feeble immune system competes on a different turf than the microbes which infect the water here. It is as if a breaking ball escapes the clutch of a major league pitcher and projects straight toward the head of a little leaguer. The child can not even react.
After you vomit on three seperate occasion you would assume there is nothing left. When you factor full body contractions that rival giving birth there is always more. Of course there is the mucus lining of the stomach. The vital barrier that prevents gastric juices from eating the stomach. Who needs it anyways.

Journal Entry #3: The Sun God

Tom Petty woke up in between a memory and a dream...

In layman's terms Brahma is the Hindu Deity of creation. Shiva is the destroyer. Likewise the sun gives life to all forms on Earth, it will also burn it from your body. Hence, Buddha preached the middle path, Follow it wisely.
The sun here can make you delirious. All sweat glands turned on full production. It is composed of water, salts and other chemicals. Don't leave home without them. They escape your body in an unprecedented quantity. The loss plus the heat makes you a lunatic. One plus one soon equals three. Be ware.

Serious

Okay so a family of four can fit on a single seater moped

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