Thursday, May 31, 2007

Journal Entry: If It's Not One End It's Both

Even as I write this it appears that somebody in room 201 is playing with Montezuma. The gringos feeble immune system competes on a different turf than the microbes which infect the water here. It is as if a breaking ball escapes the clutch of a major league pitcher and projects straight toward the head of a little leaguer. The child can not even react.
After you vomit on three seperate occasion you would assume there is nothing left. When you factor full body contractions that rival giving birth there is always more. Of course there is the mucus lining of the stomach. The vital barrier that prevents gastric juices from eating the stomach. Who needs it anyways.

3 comments:

MooMoo said...

Americans visiting India are quite the musical bunch.

Anonymous said...

PEPTO BISMO IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Anonymous said...

i would like you there when i give birth to give the contraction/ vomarrhea comparison. I think you would benefit much-ly and then we can all feel like we were there taking care of you as we wanted to be!!!!! miss you xoxox hope you are having fun- miss teets